Have a break...Have a laugh !!

Shall I share some "Humor of Getting Married"? ......


Before  a man is married, he is incomplete.
Then after he is married, he is finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his "bachelor's degree"
and the women gets her "master's status".

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take;
the husband gives and the wife takes.

A woman was telling her friend : " That was me who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.
"He was a multimillionaire......" the woman replied.

After a quarrel. a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife listens.
In the second year, the wife speaks and the husband listens.
Then in the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen...... 

Nevertheless, those are just some humour jokes......A marriage is a responsibilities for both sides. They should caring, loving, understanding, supporting, encouraging and never "counting" to each other. Some of my friends have been divorced, what is marriage for them?

If you already married, let's see the "wedding anniversary name"......

Married 1st year                       Paper Wedding

Married 2nd year                      Calico Wedding/Cotton Wedding/Straw Wedding

Married 3rd year                       Muslin Wedding/Leather Wedding/Candy Wedding

Married 4th year                       Silk Wedding

Married 5th year                       Wood Wedding

Married 6th year                       Iron Wedding

Married 7th year                       Copper Wedding/Woolen Wedding/Floral Wedding

Married 8th year                       Electric Appliance Wedding

Married 9th year                       Pottery Wedding

Married 10th year                     Tin Wedding/Aluminum Wedding

Married 11th year                     Steel Wedding

Married 12th year                     Linen Wedding

Married 13th year                     Lace Wedding

Married 14th year                     Ivory Wedding

Married 15th year                     Crystal Wedding

Married 20th year                     China Wedding

Married 25th year                     Silver Wedding

Married 30th year                     Pearls Wedding

Married 35th year                     Coral Wedding/Jade Wedding

Married 40th year                     Ruby Wedding

Married 45th year                     Sapphire Wedding

Married 50th year                     Golden Wedding

Married 55th year                     Emerald Wedding

Married 60th or 75th year         Diamond Wedding

Which anniversary are you guys? Well anyway, just blessing you all are Happy Always !!!